Lesbians, may you have interest-free financing on Subarus.
Gays, may you have perpetual brunch.
Bisexuals, may you have a lifetime free from threesome jokes.
Transgenders, may you have clothing that fits precisely how you want it to.
Questionings, may you only have to make up your mind when/if you want to.
Queers, may you never have to conform.
Intersex, may you have medical professionals who know what the fuck they’re talking about.
Asexuals, may invitations to “Netflix and Chill” always be literal.
+s, may you be free from all negativity.
Love you guys. Every day of the year.
Happy pride month to those who are scared
Happy pride month to those who are proud
Happy pride month to those who are out
Happy pride month to those who are closeted
Happy pride month if you’re trying to figure yourself out
Happy pride month if you’ve known for years
Happy pride month to those who it’s their first
Happy pride month to those who have celebrated for years
Happy pride month to those who are afraid to celebrate
Happy pride month to those who will scream it from the rooftops
Happy pride month to you.